Crime in the Suburbs, Part 2

Here’s a heart-warming story from the police blotter section of our local paper:

On Nov. 25, between 8:45 and 9 a.m., someone took items from an unlocked vehicle. Reported stolen were a Tory Burch purse valued at $500, a Louis Vuitton wallet worth $900, numerous gift certificates worth $200, credit and debit cards [and] two checkbooks.

It’s good to see the wealthy giving to the less fortunate, especially now, “the most wonderful time of the year”. Β 

Crime in the Suburbs

From the Police Blotter section of our local paper:

“On Sept. 3 at 11:11 pm, police received a report of a theft from a vehicle parked on Valmont Way. A pair of Dolce and Gabanna sunglasses valued at $500 was reported missing.”

Good.