Crime in the Suburbs

From the Police Blotter section of our local paper:

“On Sept. 3 at 11:11 pm, police received a report of a theft from a vehicle parked on Valmont Way. A pair of Dolce and Gabanna sunglasses valued at $500 was reported missing.”

Good.

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