At Least He Can Be Entertaining Sometimes

During an interview with Fox “News”, the Orange Menace gave this poignant account of his recent visit to New York City:

When I went to the courthouse, which is also a prison in a sense, they signed me in, and Iโ€™ll tell you, people were crying,โ€ [he]ย  told Carlson. โ€œPeople that work there, professionally work there, that have no problems putting in murderers, and they see everybody. Itโ€™s a tough, tough place, and they were crying. They were actually crying. They said, โ€˜Iโ€™m sorry.โ€™ They said, ‘2024, sir. 2024.โ€™ And tears were pouring down their eyes.

As always, people approach him, often burly tough guys with tears in their eyes, call him “sir” and commiserate with him about how he just can’t get a break.

It’s total bullshit, of course. The people he dealt with at the courthouse were Secret Service, the district attorney’s staff, whoever booked him and whoever was in the courtroom when he was arraigned. Some of them might shed a tear if a case involved a little kid or a small, furry animal. Otherwise it’s just another day at the office.

But the creep can sure tell a tall tale.